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Been meaning to put this up a long time ago…

 

Was in a cab one gloomy morning when I looked out of the window and saw one of the most amusing thing ever...  

 

Guess wat I saw?

 

*drum roll*

 

A van with these 2 words splashed across the sides… “CASKET FAIRPRICE”.

Followed by “One-stop Casket and Funeral Service”

 

Eh, to be honest… that was one of the most “FWAH” thing I’ve ever seen!!! Morbid yeah but FWAH too!

 

And immensely brilliant! I mean what can possibly bring across the message that THEY SELL EVERYTHING?!

Just rip of the word “fairprice”!!!!

 

Afterall, NTUC fairprice sells everything from underwear to telly these days!

 

Now now... U there... Move on with the times already!!!!

 

Pst: I was so suddenly overwhelmed by the days where little provision shops rule and how econ-minimarts sprouted out and became the IN thing and now you really don’t see much of both anymore!

 

Ppst: Told a fren about this and she googled them out!!! http://www.casketfairprice.com/ Eh, no kidding man! They have value packages hor!!!

 

*Life continually amazes me*

 

 

Came back to my desk from a toilet break to see...

 

 

/facepalm

 

Sabo-ded my brother on his 21st birthday (29/076/09)

(evil plan hatched by sis and i)

 

I lub my batman bro!!!

 

Soon-to-be batman collapse with disbelief when he saw wat we prepared..

 

Batman's happening lychee martini birthday cake!

 

Malnutritioned batman and his catwoman

 

 

2/80 photos of his parade that night (his birthday party created the biggest bang that night actually)

 

And oh by the way, we really had fun!!!!!!! *evil cackle*

 

A sacrificial lamb. Thatz what i am.

 

not that i was sacrificed on purpose.... it was more of a accidental sacrificial lamb.

 

Anyhows, following the most exciting thing that happened in phuket... I came back and faced another one of those really suay things... as combat wombat says - "gives a whole new meaning to "death frm above"".

 

 

 

 

 

Hence, sacrificial lamb. - my pain for their safety.  

 

Signing off with love,

swellhead.

 

... my surname.... or maybe not?

 

Or maybe... wong wong wong, xiao mi feng... fei dao xi, fei dao dong.

 

Before u decide to close the stupid window and give up on my blog for the rest of ur life.... WAIT!!!

 

Let me relate the most exciting thing that happened to me in Phuket.... 

 

It was not exciting cos it was my first trip to thailand...

It was not exciting cos of the shopping (I din even buy anything actually)

It was not exciting cos of the food (I din even eat much)

It was not exciting cos i got loads and loads of sun (it was cloudy/rainy most of the time i was there)

It was not exciting cos my flight there was delayed by over 3 hours (wasting my first day there)...

 

It was EXCITING...

 

*drum roll*

 

Cos i got stung by a bee.

 

 

*oh! stop giggling already*

 

I blame my mum for distracting sms that got me so troubled i did not realise a bee had happily gotten drunk in my can of soft drink... which i obviously tried drinking... and was subsequently talsking lsike a sooopeed lsgirl wisssh a ssssort tsongue for a long long while (and praying i dun die from poisoning).

 

signing off with love,

swelltongue