I've always received such emails occasionally... sometimes the stuff are repeated, sometimes new... but ALWAYS funny.

 

Here's some that really tickled me today.

Duh... Wat kind wat kind??!?!?!

You might scare the fishes with your privates!!!

Hello Fredo, where are you?

That's how your ass looks like dude!

Yup! U have to clear up the mess... EVEN IF YOU ARE BLOODY DEAD.

Uuu-ooh... *cheesy comment alert* ... "my heart is stolen!! can you retrieve it for me??"

Damn... wonder who insulted the screwdriver? Can you imagine someone saying this... "DUDE, YOU SCREW BAD!"

 

*Muahahahahahah*

 

For those of you who knew, it had been rather hectic in the family for awhile. Mum and us were kinda desperate for a little getaway and when the idea of heading down to Cameron Highlands came up, we jumped at it (cos i've heard loads about it but have yet to have the opportunity to go.)

 

Anyways, off we were to Cameron Highlands from 16th Mar to 19th Mar and back down Kuala Lumpur for some visitation till 23rd Mar.

 

It was uneventful (if you don't consider the fact that my camera blady crashed on me on my FIRST day) but rather fulfilling - for a nearby getaway. 

 

To tell you the truth, I really loved cameron who was all charm and beauty...

 

KL was her usual grumpy, dusty, blistering hot self.... but she does have a whole selection of good food which kinda redeems her! *wahahahha*

 

Enuff blabbering... Check out my fat pictures  @ http://ewey1979.spaces.live.com/photos/cns!AFBECD5BF11D969E!1073

 

 

Noticed that the weather's been acting rather mad dese days... heard on the radio that we've experienced the coldest March in the past 70yrs this year. The heavy downpour has brought my mood down as well... making me feel rather miserable as the days go by. Was really mighty glad to feel the sun on my face this morning as i walked up the "hill" to work.

 

Anyways, while i was feeling a little happier... I reached my workdesk, sat down, had my cuppa coffee, and was feeling more awake... i made the mistake of looking into the bin (which obviously woke me up!).

 

I realise... TO MY HORROR... that i need to cut down usage of styrofoam cups!

Everyone can do something small to help a big cause. No?

 

 

And hopefully u evaporate...

 

Muahhahahahahahahahah!  

 

Am feeling a tad like a crystal ball these days... not cos of the fact that i'm on the round side. But more of the fact that i seem to be a machine to churn out predictions for the future... Predict ratings for programs, predict revenue for new programs, predict returns on investment for concepts that are not even there. Predict. Predict. Predict.

 

Which got me thinking about the term "disclaimer".... and i realise how blardy wonderful that word is. Now let it roll of ur tongue with relish... "dis... claim...er". Now now... don't doubt the capability of this ONE word. This ONE word can get you out of any trouble. And i mean... ANY. Problem is, you will need to set this term out... upfront... right from the begining. Have to. Must do.

 

What first comes into my mind an example of a disclaimer are the ones for bust enhancing products' - "Results may vary". These are magic words ok! Cos if you dun get like humongous woooohoooohoooo kind of boobs after application and complain... they will tell you "we said results may vary". And if your boobs start looking more like mosquito bites after usage, you complain and wat will they tell you...? "Results may vary"

 

There. I've said it. Bust enhancers  vs work. Same shit.

 

I'm so tempted to put a disclaimer with every email i send out now... REALLY.

 

 

Hehe...  Steffy's Princess Kaira has learnt how to suck from a straw and so my first christmas gift (a very cute elephant water bottle) to her has come into good use. Earlier than expected.

 

Ever heard of the term... "double trouble"?

 

I think i just experienced it.

 

1stly, i had a busted zip yest...  fortunately for me, my top was somewhat long enough to cover the open fly. You know how it is that even though you know people cannot see, you still know you are exposed? T'was the most uncomfortable day for me...

 

2ndly, my heel got caught in thee STUPID drain this morning and due to the momentum of walking, i yanked it out (whether i want to or not) with my own foot. Now, that resulted in 1)broken heel and 2)bruise on my foot... which inflicts pain on me every step i take as the strap EATS into the bruise.

 

Now, THAT is double trouble. Hope it ends here...