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July 25 Swanky new specs...Collected my brand new, gorgeous,stunning, modish, sharp, smart, and extremely snappy spectacles.
The à la mode of all specs.... "Nuff said....  July 21 Bikers....I was on my way to work this morning when several thoughts crossed my mind.... mainly triggered off by silly malaysian bikers having their breakfast under a shelter at the side of the expressway. Honestly.... what were they thinking!??! Every morning when i pass by, i see some silly bikers.... eating their breakfast under that shelter. Did anyone consider the amount of dust that flies by? I have to wash my jacket every now and then.... simply becos, it was blue, then it became a shade darker.... and it became a shade of grey. (someone say EWWW!). not to mention the amount of dirt my face collects on a daily basis (am i am already wearing a full face helmet)... and did i mention my hands? Whenever i reach some place, i have to wash my hands simply becos i feel that they are cakes with dirt.... and dirt on a girl's hands is such a no-no. So.... these buggers left their house like maybe 4am... travel miles across the country, through the singapore customs into singapore and before they reach their workplace (which is probably just 15-30mins away). they are starving...and if they do not consume something, they will fall flat and die? Oh well, yes, yes... perhaps i shouldn't be so critical but hey! Even if you are hungry, you would have the decency to find somewhere less dusty to eat right? It's so not breakfast at tiffany.... Hahaha. Anyways, it's a day of bitchy thoughts about bikers in general.... While i was thinking of the silly people having dusty breakfast.... out zoomed a biker chick in front of me. Ah.... biker chick eh, or so i thought. First things first... mistake: overtaking me in her very pathetic 135cc sportsbike wannabe (it sounds bad la... we are not even talking abt the hayabusa....damn, we are not even talking abt the honda super 4s. We are talking abt the repsol... the ah beng bike) Ok ok, i am riding a 200cc bike... that is a chopper wannabe. And no, of cos i ain't a biker chick... Now that is what i want to talk about today. Her mistake was triggering my new train of thoughts. Biker chicks... in the recent years, there's an influx of female bikers. They are more polite, less reckless (i think) and generally cute. Boobs on bikes.... turn the table on the oh so clich é "biker gets cool bike where pillion rider has to bend over and lean on biker's back.... so therefore, boobs plastered on back....such a high...." Yeah! Woohoooooooooo!
Bet you've never heard female bikers saying that they can take advantage of the male pillion riders do you? i considered it... but men with boobs are so.... disgusting. So i definitely do not want to give them a lift. Men without boobs... give them a lift. So the story is, with boobs (therefore take advantage) no lift. Without boobs, give them a lift... but nothing to take advantage of. Muahahaha!
Females with boobs... I've got them myself. So, nah... not interested in my friends'. Anyway, I've completely side tracked.... my main thought was that did you ever realise that people think (most la... not all) that girls on bikes are so cool.... but I beg to differ. Personally, have not seen a single biker girl that looks hot. Like sizzling hot.... gorgeous, pretty.... blah blah blah. =)
Letz go back to the female biker i met this morning... After she overtook me, i was thinking (while looking at her back profile) that hmmmmm.... figure quite nice. Then i saw her face in the mirror.... *shocked shocked* and decided to speed up to take a closer look. And to my "surprise".... not hot, not gorgeous and in fact, for a figure like that, the face really cannot make it. That triggered me off another trail of thoughts (forget silly bikers eating dusty breakfast). Look at me... I am garfield on a bike.
I remember when i first got a bike and thought that must be coolest thing i've ever done.... my friends (I still remember which ones...) said i look like a pizza delivery girl. *crash crash... my hopes that is* And of cos, I've gotten other comparisons like Doreamon on bike, garfiled on bike.... Thatz not so cool right? =p
So so... conclusion (this is really my one sided thoughts of cos):
1) Biker chicks are really not chicks (defination of chicks in most cases... are babes).
2) The only cool thing about biker chicks is the bike.
3) It is because these girls have nothing to show (in terms of looks), they have to make it up with something else. - like b a biker, go for plastic surgery/boob job/nose job, have a fantastic career (so wat if they are ugly.. they have careers you will die for and they can diss pretty girls. That's God's way of being fair to them....),
Pssst: The reason i ride a bike is for the convenience.... REALLY. =p July 14 Of pirates and super heroes.....Watched Pirates - Dead Man Chest last night. Stupid Welton fell asleep... I know it was not exactly super exciting but I did not think it was THAT boring! Oh well.... sure have mixed thoughts about the show. Annette says she's disappointed that Keira Knightley fell in love with CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow... But honestly, the thought did not cross my mind!! Then again, maybe huh? Johnny Depp as usual, shone and fit the character to a T (quote from Stef - and i completely agree). I'm abit excited to watch part three... being as "kaypo" as i am... I want to know what those stupid east india bast**ds are going to do with Davy Jone's heart (I wonder if they will get into more details abt why he kept his heart locked), I want to know how they will find Jack, if Elizabeth will eventually finally marry will Turner or will she eventually go with Jack (if what annette says is true...). heehee... plenty of question marks in my head..... But you know what excits me the most??? It is.... *drum roll...*
Woohoooo! Cool spidey! Unlike cheesy superman.... Can't wait for May 2007!!!!!! Hiak hiak hiak..... |
Spiderman 3!!! "How long can any man fight the darkness, before he finds it in himself?"
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